Renegade Issue 33

Sometimes it is easy to tell them what is going on with

my body, other times I just tell them “My everything hurts”.

Once while waiting I looked at my chart and it actually said

“My everything hurts”. I hope some government agency

doesn’t get possession of my records! Last time I was

there the doctor asked why I am falling all the time. I told

him “Do you think it’s cause I’m an alcoholic and I’m al-

ways drunk?” He concluded that that could be a problem!

When they stick me with acupuncture needles I always

scream so loud about it hurting that it tends to run off the

other patients or I get up while the needles are dangling off

my face and pretend I am a zombie. I find that amusing. I

can’t wait to get rich so that then I will be known as eccen-

tric instead of just poor and crazy!

In other areas of my life, I got a new pet, a chicken! We

think it’s a man as it has not laid an egg. It came over from

a buddy’s house and we were going to “have an old friend

for dinner”. But after carrying him around, I decided to

keep him. I named him “Oatmeal” but he really loves pop-

corn so I may have to change his name. I had him in the

house but he poops a LOT so after a couple of weeks he

had to go back outside. I read where you can buy “chicken

diapers” but that doesn’t seem real manly.

After too many occasions of buckets filling up too quickly, we

had to finally get a new roof put on our house. Since our home -

owners’ insurance EXCLUDED our roof, we had to pay for it

ourselves. Which I’m not going to lie, it got charged on a credit

card. I figure if we live another 30 years, there is no reason to

pay off the roof before we die. Is that wrong? I guess we all

have to have a dry roof over our heads, at least until we can

figure out something else.

In the meantime, I am always looking for more ways to save

money in order to have more for the hot rods and Harleys. I

hope that I can be motivation for other men and women out

there who want to live an authentic life. Choosing to live free is

a fight but it is totally worth it.

Now that I think about it, I do drive a green Charger and ride a

green Panhead… I just might be the Hulk!

And man, Hulk can’t WAIT for Dyer’s Blower Day!

Old Iron Never Dies!